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Jul. 3rd, 2008 04:01 pm
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[livejournal.com profile] cabbagemedley didn't know what to do. [livejournal.com profile] tansu ran out of coffee. [livejournal.com profile] derspatchel rejoiced over news of Diablo III, and sang along to the flying toasters. [livejournal.com profile] fionnabhair_ii ate tofu. [livejournal.com profile] snowy_owlet confessed to a cruel torment of her parents. [livejournal.com profile] derspatchel lamented the piss-poor writing on Dr. Who. [livejournal.com profile] piemancer posted a Psychology grad school question, in the form of a poll.

[livejournal.com profile] loree_borealis wanted to be a trend-setter. [livejournal.com profile] cabbagemedley made a dish of lolcat meat. [livejournal.com profile] piemancer made a train derail with her mind. [livejournal.com profile] laurenhat made inquiries about hard drives. [livejournal.com profile] snowy_owlet saw a chicken. [livejournal.com profile] redtheblue made us all wonder precisely where the performers in The Wizard of Oz are keeping their mic packs. [livejournal.com profile] thedarkpenguin solicited birthday wishes for himself.

[livejournal.com profile] laurenhat saw a movie with robots and Peter Gabriel Peter Gabriel. [livejournal.com profile] tansu made footballcake. [livejournal.com profile] oldhubcap talked about the Tunguska Event. [livejournal.com profile] laurenhat padded her word count by repeatedly using the word "very," and got a new roommate. [livejournal.com profile] icantdrv55 made my eyes glaze over with a hockey post in June. [livejournal.com profile] ikkarus01 had a Freudian nightmare of a Freudian nightmare. [livejournal.com profile] hemlock_martini worried about his dog.

[livejournal.com profile] derspatchel lamented the piss-poor writing on Dr. Who. [livejournal.com profile] tansu forgot the proper trousers. [livejournal.com profile] snowy_owlet drove through the shabby neighborhood. [livejournal.com profile] tansu noticed a tell. [livejournal.com profile] dolphinsolo had a question about birthdays. [livejournal.com profile] cheezdanish sympathized. [livejournal.com profile] garoux posted the word "Chihuahua." [livejournal.com profile] hemlock_martini hoped for the best. [livejournal.com profile] hedjie went to a WNBA game.

[livejournal.com profile] loree_borealis isn't pregnant, but really really likes pickles. [livejournal.com profile] resk posted videos of his singing to YouTube. [livejournal.com profile] tansu expressed love for black breakfast. [livejournal.com profile] snowy_owlet posted a recipe for "whisky mac," which sounds like something I would have eaten in college. [livejournal.com profile] michoverde showed us some sweet brown tits. [livejournal.com profile] resk vowed that Kal-El Cage would save us from the robots. [livejournal.com profile] loree_borealis tried to decide between two French classes. [livejournal.com profile] snowy_owlet determined that Houston blows. [livejournal.com profile] fionnabhair_ii watched the clock.[livejournal.com profile] tenlegspider made some bread using her hands. [livejournal.com profile] johnnycanuck said goodbye to his kitty. [livejournal.com profile] kaikias dusted the xerotigana. [livejournal.com profile] fionnabhair_ii bought a coffee-colored skirt. [livejournal.com profile] derspatchel held out hope for the discovery of The Magnificent Ambersons: The Director's Cut.

[livejournal.com profile] kaikias sat on a suitcase. [livejournal.com profile] emberleo went to Las Vegas. [livejournal.com profile] v_dare_montgomery told everyone her embarrassing pen name. [livejournal.com profile] redtheblue commented on the nature of job satisfaction and validation in journalism. [livejournal.com profile] resk got tired of the zany bacon. [livejournal.com profile] clawdia lamented the closing of Gamer's Paradise. [livejournal.com profile] mybadhairlife hated the host of her favrit television show. [livejournal.com profile] icantdrv55 posted something about hockey. At least I think it was about hockey.
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Oh Mandy, well you came and you gave without takin, but I sent you away oooooh Mandy...
The triumphant, if temporary, return of the weekly summary! )

I'll be in Indianapolis most of next week, which may leave me no time to summarize, or lots of time to summarize.
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Now...where were we? Ah yes...No motherfucking liquids on any motherfucking planes.
It's the weekly summary! Behind a cut so it doesn't hog space on your friends page! )
There are reports of motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane. Updates available all weekend long, I'm sure.



* Do not actually use toothpaste as an antacid. I'll buy you some Tums. Really.
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[livejournal.com profile] oldhubcap got his boots, and is reading a book about the Bermuda Triangle. [livejournal.com profile] snowy_owlet had sushi and ice cream. Samuel L. Jackson wants [livejournal.com profile] ursulevil to go see Snakes on a Plane. [livejournal.com profile] tansu's maps arrived. [livejournal.com profile] cabbagemedley is concerned that she might be too much of a whiny moose at Pride. It appears that I cannot follow modern Cockney rhyming slang, because that last entry made no sense to me at all. All the cool kids are going to a show in New York, but not [livejournal.com profile] samethreechords. [livejournal.com profile] babs_the_nymph wrote a poem about how hot it is, or maybe optimism. [livejournal.com profile] mystical_chickn likes Alton Brown, even if he's eating brains. [livejournal.com profile] meedja doesn't realize that the maple whisky will kill any germs from the undercooked chicken. [livejournal.com profile] snowy_owlet is cooking Fruitcake Surprise on Labor day. [livejournal.com profile] mystical_chickn is barely geeky.

[livejournal.com profile] tenlegspider isn't afraid to show her pride in Brighton. [livejournal.com profile] violentvixen got a bad batch of acid protein. [livejournal.com profile] nobeautyqueene's daughter has turned a corner in her potty appreciation. Jaws might have secretly been a book about funny grandpas. There is a Huge Pie Giveaway at the Angle of the Winds Casino. [livejournal.com profile] acsumama's brother is a vehicular faith-healer. Brunchma was down. [livejournal.com profile] johnnycanuck's office moved. Nobody likes the guy who's good at Dance Dance Revolution; or maybe [livejournal.com profile] thedarkpenguin is just jealous. [livejournal.com profile] derspatchel got hold of Otto Preminger's protein acid movie, featuring Batman villians.

That's not an omelette, it's a space station.

[livejournal.com profile] emberleo is having an identity crisis, of sorts. [livejournal.com profile] ticket_monkey is gonna rule Toronto from his penthouse lair. Everyone could do with a little therapy. Irish wolfhounds dig on pumpkin pie, but you don't see that in A Christmas Story.[livejournal.com profile] cabbagemedly spent a some moneys on sex toys.

Tom Servo is clearly the best. [livejournal.com profile] nobeautyqueene is becoming a land baron. [livejournal.com profile] violentvixen is beating herself up over playing Final Fantasy VII, but really, I didn't even like Aeris that much. [livejournal.com profile] darkrow, is going to Temple in a totally non-jewish way. [livejournal.com profile] granuaile got her traveller form. [livejournal.com profile] asd109 loves Mr. Clean Magic Erasers. HONK! Thank you.

Ramen is cheap, and it shows. [livejournal.com profile] hemlock_martini is digging his new job somewhat. [livejournal.com profile] bigbrownhound is delicious to mosquitos. [livejournal.com profile] nystucak_chickn loves the BAD SEED, but not the Lifetime version. [livejournal.com profile] fanghopper is putting two of her cats away for paroll violations. [livejournal.com profile] acsumama has a new Alero. [livejournal.com profile] esme454 is gonna be gracing St. Louis with her presence, and [livejournal.com profile] samethreechords has taken to ironing his hair, just like my daughter and occasionally my wife. [livejournal.com profile] nevah_entitar is going to college. They grow up so fast. [livejournal.com profile] thedarkpenguin is pushing for another day off.

[livejournal.com profile] derspatchel's camera phone is way better than my camera phone--or maybe he just takes better pictures. The cats are getting used to [livejournal.com profile] genarti. [livejournal.com profile] box_of_rocks's friends know secret information about aliens. Swiss rolls are ridiculously easy to make. [livejournal.com profile] janric celebrates exile in the US by drinking scotch. Giganta is a total hottie. [livejournal.com profile] cabbagemedley is going to get maudlin on the 19th or 20th. [livejournal.com profile] roman_mclaze's apartment is coming along nicely, thank you. [livejournal.com profile] fanghopper speaks of her new kennel the way parents speak of the "farm" where they take dogs who were euthanized in reality.

[livejournal.com profile] cabbagemedley dreams of an afterlife where she can find her socks. [livejournal.com profile] bigbrownhound is painting bruises. [livejournal.com profile] oldhubcap had several existential questions. [livejournal.com profile] granuaile is having a Risk-a thon. [livejournal.com profile] snowy_owlet has a lot of things to do, but that doesn't stop her from exploring anatomy with [livejournal.com profile] megalita. [livejournal.com profile] bigbrownhound's teeth are uneven, but she never noticed before because her crazy googly eyes were too distracting. [livejournal.com profile] tenlegspider has gait that harmonically twirls tassles. We may never know why [livejournal.com profile] mystical_chickn's room smells like old gym socks. [livejournal.com profile] samethreechords reminds us that Lieberman and George W. Bush made out that one time. [livejournal.com profile] crankyliberal and [livejournal.com profile] acsumama were packing, then leaving.

[livejournal.com profile] michoverde had to fill out TONS of paperwork just to graduate college, and also has a thing for one of [livejournal.com profile] snowy_owlet's college friends. [livejournal.com profile] cabbagemedley's room was full of tiny little grasshoppers. Nobody in Manchester wants to go see Arlo Guthrie with [livejournal.com profile] mcduff.

[livejournal.com profile] derspatchel wants to remind us that папа иногда супер человека предсказал настолько серьезные катастрофы. [livejournal.com profile] miriyami is coming down with something terrible, but not as terrible as the movies [livejournal.com profile] thurdl01 is forcing himself to watch. [livejournal.com profile] mcduff made mint-lemonade, which probably tastes like a cough drop. There was a thriving flint-knapping industry around the Forli area in the pre-Acheulean phase of the Paleolithic. Jalapenos that come off the plant on the porch are much more potent than the ones you buy in the store. Chicago songs remind [livejournal.com profile] fanghopper of root canals. [livejournal.com profile] clawdia wants a Mac Pro.

The song "Macarthur Park" makes [livejournal.com profile] meedja want to hide under the table. [livejournal.com profile] uncle_karl is missin' Nixon. In an effort to out-creep my cockroach comments, [livejournal.com profile] snowy_owlet is posting about Victorian hair crafts. [livejournal.com profile] clawdia is catching up with old friends, but is having trouble with lj formatting. The song "Love Will Keep Us Together" makes [livejournal.com profile] oldhubcap remember greasy spoons. [livejournal.com profile] darkrow bought a lappy. [livejournal.com profile] box_of_rocks has found a career that she likes. [livejournal.com profile] loree_borealis wants her pedometer to read inaccurately. [livejournal.com profile] tenlegspider made a cake using three different measuring systems. [livejournal.com profile] esme454 filled out a survey about the female orgasm, but when I checked, there was no comedy pie option. The ballard p-patch has LOTS of flowers.

[livejournal.com profile] crankyliberal and [livejournal.com profile] acsumama slept peacefully in Knoxville by the fireworks stand, blissfully unaware of the sheer terror the next day would bring. Terrorists were arrested with a plot to blow up aeroplanes with liquids, with the obvious overblown heroic reaction by the TSA, and [livejournal.com profile] cabbagemedley, [livejournal.com profile] grendelyn, [livejournal.com profile] uncle_karl, [livejournal.com profile] derspatchel, [livejournal.com profile] clawdia, and [livejournal.com profile] fancycwabs just had to complain about/make fun of the policy. [livejournal.com profile] bigbrownhound painted a picture called "Pig's Rear End." The Fairies have taken way too much of [livejournal.com profile] tansu's stuff. [livejournal.com profile] granuaile bought the most awesome pillow in the world. [livejournal.com profile] mystical_chickn caught a frog. [livejournal.com profile] spritelord will spend Thanksgiving at the pinball museum. If it's open.

[livejournal.com profile] snowy_owlet is going to be really disappointed if she brings the Pillowcase Full Of Human Hair with her to Chicago instead of the Pillowcase That Smells Like Kitsune. Wheel of Fortune used to rock. [livejournal.com profile] mystical_chickn hasn't read many banned books. [livejournal.com profile] roman_mclaze was heading for some debauchery. [livejournal.com profile] piemancer posted a recipe for Mrs. Neitzelgrinder's Pork Chops. [livejournal.com profile] derspatchel was too tired to play videogames, but not too tired to post cool photos. [livejournal.com profile] darkrow's posted something about aliens.

[livejournal.com profile] crankyliberal and [livejournal.com profile] acsumama had a horrendous accident, totalling their car, but surviving otherwise roughed up but okay. I'm about to take them to breakfast.
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...it means it's time for the weekly wrap up!

Before I get started. It's hot, according to everybody. Now--on with the show.

[livejournal.com profile] granuaile is getting into trouble for naming her WoW characters after pastries. [livejournal.com profile] mystical_chickn's watch broke. Somebody stole [livejournal.com profile] alphadavenport's scooter, along with the $160 worth of bubble wrap he wears on his head while he rides. There will soon be a giant castle in [livejournal.com profile] nobeautyqueene's backyard. Some Sci/Fi think about "The Game" seems to suck. Ikea makes . [livejournal.com profile] piemancer was feeling poetic. The American Astronaut is better on subsequent viewings.

[livejournal.com profile] esme454's having intense pain in her leg. Persons unknown have moved [livejournal.com profile] oldhubcap's telephone. The Bullet Blender is the perfect blender for lightweights. It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum, according to [livejournal.com profile] asd109. M. Night Shylaman is the prettiest girl in all of Hogwarts. [livejournal.com profile] mybadhairlife's hair, true to form, "expanded like a puff-ball into a pineapple like mass of frizz." Allen made french toast for breakfast yesterday, for certain definitions of yesterday. [livejournal.com profile] earljr planned to buy flowers for his wife on account of all the shit she puts up with. If you put 6 ears of delightful fresh-picked sweet corn in your largish canvas Old Navy bag, and then go to the deli to buy lunch, do remember that in order to get to your wallet you will have to remove 6 ears of corn from your bag in front of everyone. [livejournal.com profile] mystical_chickn wants a tattoo that reads, "人々は私にこれが言うことを近づき、私に尋ねる." whereas one that simply reads "髭力" will be considerably less painful to get. Gruel is easy to digest. [livejournal.com profile] cabbagemedley has a crappy snot plague.

The line to see Al Gore compares in scope to the line to get Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. [livejournal.com profile] fanghopper is scared that she's gonna come home from Scotland to find hasenpfeffer. Fidel Castro passed power temorarily to Jeb Bush. [livejournal.com profile] box_of_rocks's boyfriend is doing creepy romantic things. [livejournal.com profile] hemlock_martini's new job has no cat. Hallam regrets not going to the Gerald this year, as she was attacked by Kali's blazing labia (Extra bonus assonance points to the editor). [livejournal.com profile] samethreechords has been misspelling "Guinness" for years. [livejournal.com profile] crankyliberal is going to the Big House. Pea Structures were constructed. [livejournal.com profile] daybreaker hit Jax Brewery and Pat O's in one night. [livejournal.com profile] snowy_owlet's story, "Heather and All Her Mommies," is highly recommended, but not for the faint of heart.

[livejournal.com profile] phonemonkey made a dessert named after a venereal disease, but much more delicious. [livejournal.com profile] emberleo had a dream that's a metaphor for hot weasel sex. The USDA wants to cage the delicious Hemingway cats. Butterflies are attracted to [livejournal.com profile] meedja's hair. [livejournal.com profile] michoverde's method of dealing with household pests involves photons. [livejournal.com profile] mystical_chickn has finally discovered Eddie Izzard. [livejournal.com profile] fanghopper is going to ferry 'cross the Mersey Orkney. Ben Gibbard and Colin Meloy were separated at birth. [livejournal.com profile] babs_the_nymph would feel like SUCH a loser if nobody called her. [livejournal.com profile] snowy_owlet is thinking of buying her children a Pousse Fromage. [livejournal.com profile] earljr is, as always, an enigma. [livejournal.com profile] nobeautyqueene was very grumpy, but the healing power of shoes cured her.

[livejournal.com profile] piemancer has so much going on she needs five filters to explain it all. "TBA" means in Austrailian what "RSVP" means in French, and "confirm or be disappointed" means in English. There exists a sculpture made entirely of balls. Iced coffees must be properly stirred. [livejournal.com profile] oldhubcap's almost bought some ugly-assed boots, but his chaps look STUNNING! Macs can use mice with scroll wheels. [livejournal.com profile] emberleo thinks she has an email phobia, when a phobia is really an unreasonable fear of email. [livejournal.com profile] earljr will be rockin' it old and overweight school. [livejournal.com profile] mschilepepper send [livejournal.com profile] michoverde a box of cool crap. An ass sandwich is made of ass and poo.

[livejournal.com profile] piemancer will soon be shakin' her ass to the Roman mass.

It's a good idea to sedate and otherwise placate cats before grooming. [livejournal.com profile] cabbagemedley is sorry that she hasn't spoken to you. Earthquakes rock. If you're planning on going to a party at Hot Doug's to pick up chicks, be warned--it's a total sausage-fest. There is a void within [livejournal.com profile] earljr that is just right for cupcakes. [livejournal.com profile] oldhubcap can now do his MacGyver impression correctly. [livejournal.com profile] tenlegspider maintains a boisterously enchanting web site, which attracts many African tourists. The Blue Angels make [livejournal.com profile] piemancer think of budgetary matters. "Wine geek" sounds more fun than "oenophile" (so long, Derek). [livejournal.com profile] mystical_chickn loves Pearls Before Swine, or God Bless You Mr. Rosewater. [livejournal.com profile] uncle_karl hasn't been everywhere yet, but he's sure working on it.

If anyone wants to buy some books, [livejournal.com profile] dimloep_suum's selling. [livejournal.com profile] michoverde's been watching too much Project Runway. [livejournal.com profile] piemancer is growing something that references "pot" like six times. [livejournal.com profile] emberleo signs everything, but not the same way [livejournal.com profile] piemancer does.

Stenny's coming home. SQUEEEE!
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Summary of the last few days of [livejournal.com profile] samethreechords's LJ friends page.

[livejournal.com profile] snowy_owlet's friends know a little bit about Greek Mythology. You can now download a CAT TOWN RINGTONE to your cell phone for free, unless you have Verizon. Eel's hearts beat for ages after you cut them out. [livejournal.com profile] genarti is tall. Ivy made it back okay. You apparently really like Wonkette.

Add Washington to the states with the "No Gay Marriage" law, and further prevents men who've had vasectomies from ever getting married either. [livejournal.com profile] drewlyn finished up his sermon DAYS ago. [livejournal.com profile] candiceanne is dropping not-so-subtle hints. David Sedaris is coming to Memphis in October. We all still miss Roup.

[livejournal.com profile] derspatchel's dad once tried to make him play "Stairway to Heaven" on the church organ on children's sunday. Also, he has fond remembrances of Annie. [livejournal.com profile] pet_the_llama is tired. Squirrels covered every possible surface, and the Geneva conventions apparently don't apply to robots. Yet.

[livejournal.com profile] mcduff is suffering a crisis of faith, of sorts. [livejournal.com profile] granuaile is hot. You could be KILLED BY A TAPE MEASURE. [livejournal.com profile] ticket_monkey's Google Ad's eerily reflect his life.

Bird flu has yet to annihilate the population at large. Neither have black holes.

[livejournal.com profile] snowy_owlet made an avocado frittata for dinner that served 128, apparently. She'll be feasting on leftover egg product for months. [livejournal.com profile] ticket_monkey's eyes burned for about half an hour after an industiral accident. Spellcheck replaces "Scotsdale" with "scrotal." [livejournal.com profile] gingerninja has found a metaphor in her woodshed, and had read more books than I have this summer. Everyone appears to be cooking but me.

The Rolling Stones are coming to Missoula. Boston had an opening for an asdfasdfasdf. [livejournal.com profile] hemlock_martini needs help not building a theremin. [livejournal.com profile] darkrow's computer is now fast, but not as fast as time. Bill and [livejournal.com profile] mybrain drove to Chicago. [livejournal.com profile] loree_borealis digs potlucks.

[livejournal.com profile] crankyliberal took the bar exam, part of which involved flag-waving. Several people are considering new hair colors. New copy-protected DVD's don't play in a PS2. It's hot everywhere.

Harry Potter will be showing his wang in Equus KITTY! Also PUPPY! [livejournal.com profile] littlemissloony updated her LJ. Porn is better than erotica. Mary had a little lamb. It was very white. [livejournal.com profile] nevah_entitar is grounded again, just like my own children. A consulting futurist is attending a conference in Toronto this weekend. There was apparently a hilarious incident involving [livejournal.com profile] the_red_baron and a wasp.

[livejournal.com profile] thurdl01 persists in his mission to watch bad movies. Schrodinger is apparently a popular name for cats among the witty. Microsoft added a "Don't Be Evil" clause to its mission statement. [livejournal.com profile] miriyami's car died. Carry On Cleo is apparently available on DVD in the UK. [livejournal.com profile] darkrow had a new LJ client, and after typing this, I envy him. [livejournal.com profile] snowy_owlet is still looking for a job, ignoring the obvious job of selling leftover Avocado Frittata on the streets of Houston.

[livejournal.com profile] derspatchel has lost all fashion sense, wearing black shorts, white socks, and black shoes to a showing of Jaws. If you hurry back, you can make Robby's birthday dinner.