Connubial Fission!

Just figured it was time for an update. The world's slowest train to Divorceburg is still moving down the tracks. The details and indignations are humiliating and plentiful, so I won't bother to list them here. Life, as always, will go on.

No more broken hearts / We're better off apart let's give it a try

In an effort to make myself more cheerful, I'm asking for more delightful lies. Comment here with something both untruthful and wonderful about someone else on the friendslist (comments are screened, and the post is friends-locked as otherwise it gets transferred to facebook as a note).

Hop to it, fabricators! Bear some false witness for thy neighbor instead!