If Jack Sparrow was a combination of Keith Richards and Pepe Le Pew...

[fancycwabs]

Okay intarwebs, time for the wisdom of public opinion to provide me with characterization, especially since the "mostly Shatner" version of Professor Bhaer was a rousing success.

(Mild apologies for a couple of obscure references, which may be a little esoteric for our youthful and/or international readers. They were absolutely necessary.)
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Comments

[resk.livejournal.com]

I just went ahead and clicked all the ones I was sure I knew. Although now that I think of it, I'm guessing that Otis (as portrayed by Ned Beatty) was from the original Superman movie. Which is fine, cuz I think the rest of my picks can get along just fine without him.

[dimloep-suum.livejournal.com]

50 Oddjob/25 Smee/25 Harley.

[dolphinsolo.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking he gets more Smithers-like the closer he gets to Turpin. The further away, more like maybe Buford...