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[fancycwabs]

In the "things that probably only amuse me" department, from the Williams Sonoma website:

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[sandrylene.livejournal.com]

Nah, you can totally count me among the amused. :)

A friend and I used to joke about that sort of thing - recipes that likely don't exist: matzoh ball soup with ham bone (for flavour!), veal tandoori, Bhudda's chicken delight...

I'm pretty sure I actually ran into beef tandoori once, though, which really wrecked my incredulity for this sort of thing.

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

I just called antiquated_tory in to see this, and he almost blew out my eardrums laughing.

[mybadhairlife.livejournal.com]

Add me to the list of the amused!

[skatiemom.livejournal.com]

Please see icon.

[mystical-chickn.livejournal.com]

Okay, I don't get it...

[luckimunki.livejournal.com]

This Jewish girl was too hungry to get the joke at first. I just sat here drooling thinking, "Hmm, pulled pork for Hannukah would be nice..."

[kaikias.livejournal.com]

It took me a couple of reads before I figured out just what made that so piss-funny, but...*ded*

[dolphinsolo.livejournal.com]

*snerrrrk*

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

The Hanukkah Pork is definitely amusing, as was the confusion upon skimming back to incorrectly read about the "smoky-sweet tomato barbecue sauce made from a secret family (a 18-oz. bottle is included with each selection)." I know Memphis is a grim study in inequality, but wow.