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[fancycwabs]

In the "things that probably only amuse me" department, from the Williams Sonoma website:

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[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

The Hanukkah Pork is definitely amusing, as was the confusion upon skimming back to incorrectly read about the "smoky-sweet tomato barbecue sauce made from a secret family (a 18-oz. bottle is included with each selection)." I know Memphis is a grim study in inequality, but wow.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

It's excess Fords.