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Current Location: Theatre Memphis costume shop.

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I was gonna do the meme du jour but decided instead that it would be more interesting and like real life to ask everyone to tell me a lie, instead.

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Im a happy, sunshine and rainbows kinda fellow.

I hate you!

Noooooo!

Smart and snarky people piss me right the hell off.

Me too! We should do our best to avoid people like that.

I was the one who killed JFK.

Was it projectile-related, or was a poisoned JFK riding in the car in Dallas, dead before Oswald's bullets reached him?

I'm L. Ron Hubbard.

I knew it!

Nice cans.

I am sleeping snugly in my bed, resting up for work tomorrow, which I am looking forward to.

I'm the happiest little bunny on the planet, and can't wait for all this training to be over so I can go back to my desk and tackle all the really exciting things people will have left for me in my absence.

I have a deamon like in Golden Compass. Mine's a liger.

I have a mailer-daemon, but I don't think that counts.

I'm a pro basketball star.

For whom do you play?

I own a zamboni.

Aw SWEET! My zamboni sank into the swamp.

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HAZ BIN GUD BEARZ?

The pile of empty Pepsi cans on my desk is a key part of Phase One in my secret plan to take over the world!

I can't think of an interesting thing to say.

I need you to call me ASAP.

I think George Dubya Bush is swell! Best President Ever!

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