Time Cwabs!

[fancycwabs]

I seem to have gotten hold of a time machine, and have been using it to try to make a better future (future being the past more closely aligned to the present) for my friends. Anyone have a mission for me? So far I've tried to stop the Iraq war, and warned folks that the police might be coming for them by mistake, and to use nails instead of blowtorches when installing shingles, among other things.

Comments

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

I vote for smothering the future Leopold II of Belgium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopold_II_of_Belgium) in his cradle.

[piemancer]

A HA! Now i understand!

You are a brilliant, brilliant Mr. Cwabs!

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

MARTY!

I mean...CWABS! I can't allow you to do this! You might end up fundamentally altering the flow of time, thus splintering the timeline and changing the future for the worse! Imagine a world run by an incompetent, C-grade president who starts pointless war after war, driving our economy straight into the toilet and making the rest of the world hate us! Imagine the bastard waiting to REPLACE him in the White House, who's even worse! I...it...uh...

You know what? Fuck it. Go back and stomp on some trilobites. Wait here, I'll get you my sledgehammer.

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

I SAY AGAIN!

Nails are for homes that will be lived in and permanent. Adhesive is for sets that need to be changed frequently. :P

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

Will you please jump ahead and make sure the stuff I'm doing now is a good idea? That would help.

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

What you said in your subsequent post. Totally.