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[fancycwabs]

Today I learned that there is a dance called "The Nutbush". This information makes the nine-year-old in me very very happy.

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[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

The beauty of this particular dance is that you can do it at your desk in a spinny chair and nobody will know. The site doesn't specifically say what to do with your arms, so I'm assuming you flail them about wildly.

In fact, I'm envisioning a line of desk-chair nutbush for my next music video.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Did you try picking up both feet at once? That worked for me.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

MEMORANDUM:

To: ALL EMPLOYES
From: BUILDING MANAGER
Subject: CHAIR SAFETY

It has come to my attention that some employees are doing The Nutbush in their office chairs. This poses a potentially severe risk and opens our department up to possible litigation. Please, if you must chair dance, limit yourself to either the Green Fairy Dance or the Macarena.

Thank you,

Management.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Either your ass is much smaller than mine, or your chair is much bigger than mine. Either way, you could just grab the underside of your chair--but be careful of that little lever that sends you plummeting to the floor if you press it.