A flopper boys! A perfect flopper!

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Last night was read through for Chatterbox Audio Theater's upcoming Rip Van Winkle adaptation, in which I am playing the dog (among other roles, including a ghost-mutineer-bowling afficionado). Which meant I spent a good portion of last night panting, barking, growling, and whining. Just like every other night.

For those who've done audio work (I'm looking at you, derspatchel), a couple of questions:

• Do you know of any non-electronic means of giving a voice an otherworldly, ethereal quality? We'd like our ghosts to sound ghostly.
• Beyond actual bowling, any ideas about imitating the sound of bowling? Consider that this is the bowling of the damned, so it will need to be more awesome than actual bowling.

Also, I need to turn in a bio and headshot for the web site. This marks the first bio I've had without a word count limit, so I'm considering composing it of theatrical anecdotes instead of a c.v.

We record Saturday night! Maybe it'll be up on their website by Christmas.





No matter, the ship's sinking. And the ship sank