Because I worked so hard on it--

Summary of the last few days of samethreechords's LJ friends page.

snowy_owlet's friends know a little bit about Greek Mythology. You can now download a CAT TOWN RINGTONE to your cell phone for free, unless you have Verizon. Eel's hearts beat for ages after you cut them out. genarti is tall. Ivy made it back okay. You apparently really like Wonkette.

Add Washington to the states with the "No Gay Marriage" law, and further prevents men who've had vasectomies from ever getting married either. drewlyn finished up his sermon DAYS ago. candiceanne is dropping not-so-subtle hints. David Sedaris is coming to Memphis in October. We all still miss Roup.

derspatchel's dad once tried to make him play "Stairway to Heaven" on the church organ on children's sunday. Also, he has fond remembrances of Annie. pet_the_llama is tired. Squirrels covered every possible surface, and the Geneva conventions apparently don't apply to robots. Yet.

mcduff is suffering a crisis of faith, of sorts. granuaile is hot. You could be KILLED BY A TAPE MEASURE. ticket_monkey's Google Ad's eerily reflect his life.

Bird flu has yet to annihilate the population at large. Neither have black holes.

snowy_owlet made an avocado frittata for dinner that served 128, apparently. She'll be feasting on leftover egg product for months. ticket_monkey's eyes burned for about half an hour after an industiral accident. Spellcheck replaces "Scotsdale" with "scrotal." gingerninja has found a metaphor in her woodshed, and had read more books than I have this summer. Everyone appears to be cooking but me.

The Rolling Stones are coming to Missoula. Boston had an opening for an asdfasdfasdf. hemlock_martini needs help not building a theremin. darkrow's computer is now fast, but not as fast as time. Bill and mybrain drove to Chicago. loree_borealis digs potlucks.

crankyliberal took the bar exam, part of which involved flag-waving. Several people are considering new hair colors. New copy-protected DVD's don't play in a PS2. It's hot everywhere.

Harry Potter will be showing his wang in Equus KITTY! Also PUPPY! littlemissloony updated her LJ. Porn is better than erotica. Mary had a little lamb. It was very white. nevah_entitar is grounded again, just like my own children. A consulting futurist is attending a conference in Toronto this weekend. There was apparently a hilarious incident involving the_red_baron and a wasp.

thurdl01 persists in his mission to watch bad movies. Schrodinger is apparently a popular name for cats among the witty. Microsoft added a "Don't Be Evil" clause to its mission statement. miriyami's car died. Carry On Cleo is apparently available on DVD in the UK. darkrow had a new LJ client, and after typing this, I envy him. snowy_owlet is still looking for a job, ignoring the obvious job of selling leftover Avocado Frittata on the streets of Houston.

derspatchel has lost all fashion sense, wearing black shorts, white socks, and black shoes to a showing of Jaws. If you hurry back, you can make Robby's birthday dinner.

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Is anyone interested in a weekly wrap-up, like the one I did earlier of samethreechords's friends page? In the interest of maintaining privacy I'd not summarize anything that was friends-only or otherwise filtered, and I'd leave out memes, unless there was a clever way to summarize 'em. Mind you, I might be a little mocking, or get things wrong, and there's the possibility that a single-sentence summary of a long heartfelt post might seem trivializing, and you could get your feelings hurt unintentionally. No guarantees--it might be a really busy week or I might lose internet access somehow, but I think it'd be fun to try for a while.

Anyway, post "yeas" or "nays" or "yea, but leave me out of the summary" in comments.