Nobody's gonna like that haiku.

Once every couple of weeks, a phrase or word substitution or something will strike me as funny, and I send it out in a text message to the bewilderment of all my friends.

At the risk of getting either flooded or shunned, if you want to be the recipient of ideas that randomly amuse me (especially now that amusing.org isn't a going concern), and your phone can receive text messages, drop your number in the screened-for-your-protection comments section below.

PRIVACY NOTICE: I'm not gonna pester you with a phone call. Those tend to be really awkward.

Nobody better mix this with Dr. Pepper.

How could I get my paws on some Liqueur de Violette (click "Violette" on the main page--site is in French)?