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Auditions for The Odd Couple at Theatre Memphis are December 9-10. I will be in Beijing, which would ordinarily keep me out of the running, but the director has been nice enough to accomodate my schedule by allowing me to read tonight during Picasso callbacks. My odds of getting cast are pretty slim, as there's a lot of competition in the established theatre community for these parts, but I'm a natural Oscar.

Witness the sorry state of my cube:


In other news, on Sunday, I pulled out the crock pot and boiled peanuts.