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Best response to my recent mass text message that mentioned that Eragon sounded like the name of a laundry detergent:

"Ancient Lothlorian secret, huh?"--redtheblue.

I also mentioned in passing that I was considering writing a sequel to Li'l Abner called The Taming of The Shmoo. I'm sure that that's the first time anyone's ever made that joke.