Ha ha! I'm Funny!

A friend of mine has a mini-recording setup at home, with designs on turning it into a studio since the means to create his own record label for Contemporary Christian music is sort of within reach with CD burners and music software these days. I suggested that he start up a subsidiary for other recordings called "Well Hung Records" and sign me to the label, so that if I ever had to sing the national anthem before a baseball game they could introduce me as "Well Hung recording artist Fancycwabs."

Citizens of earth:

This is not a photoshop, apparently.