Sexual safety warning of the day:

"When opening the drain plug, filler plug, or metering orifice seal plug of a warm or hot fluid coupling is absolutely necessary, place a rag over the drain or filler plug hole and loosen the plug slowly to relieve any internal pressure."

Ecret-Say Odes-Cay Or-Fay Ina-Chay.

It looks as if the next trip to China will be a mystery, as China is reportedly blocking LiveJournal. China already blocks sites like Wikipedia; I don't know how heavily-filtered something like Google News gets, but I assume something is there.

In any case, unless LJ gets unblocked, I'll post seekrit updates on the recipe blog in code:

• If I post a recipe for General Tso's chicken, I've had too much Chinese moonshine, and am curled into a fetal position.
• If I post a recipe for Dan Dan, my coworkers are complaining about the lack of female companionship.
• If I post a recipe for Pork Sesame Buns, the entire project has been thrown into jeopardy by one of my coworkers singing "Ching Chong Ching Chong." or spoken about cheating the customer.


Remember!

Voice Post: I'm singing!