What I've been thinking about in my spare time.

• I found out last Sunday that a friend of mine decided to become a Mason after watching National Treasure. I was reminded of an acquaintance of mine who, sometime after high school, informed me that he was planning to become an archeologist. He told me this while wearing a fedora, and claiming that "one day he wanted to go after something big."
• Another friend of mine is leading the music in a Methodist church, where, as a Papist, he refuses communion. Catholics are so uptight about their crackers and juice.
• I understand that the new Pirates of the Carribean movie prominently features cwabs. This does not excite me, unless one of the cwabs is Pau Amma, in which case cool.
• Inspired, perhaps, by stories of robot camel jockeys, last night I had a dream of a YouTube video featuring a camel singing "My Humps."