I wonder if the script was in all caps?

Last night I went to see Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix, which was an okay adaptation of what's probably my least favorite book in the series, due in no small part to Harry's constant whining.

( There are no spoilers here if you've read the book, but I'll probably discuss things that they left out of the movie )

If you see a guy/Who's unzipping his fly...

It's hardly a journal if you don't spend time plugging your pet projects, right? Right.

Guys & Dolls opens NEXT WEEKEND! We're not OFF BOOK yet! We don't have an ORCHESTRA! We haven't had THE ENTIRE CAST SHOW UP AT THE SAME REHEARSAL yet! Our Sarah Brown is a former HOOTERS WAITRESS!

Seriously, you should check it out if you're within driving distance. Put down the damn Harry Potter book and get out of the house. As is the custom, anyone who shows up and identifies themselves gets a beer afterward, unless it's Friday, in which case they can follow me to a Harry Potter thing.