As promised

Petruchio's muppet-gown doth light the stage,
And yet, it well-encompasseth his girth
Among the high-school crowd, it's all the rage--
He causes, on his entrance, untold mirth.



Also, we had a sweet write-up in the local tabloid section insert of the Commercial Appeal: Cover shot, page and a half article, several color shots accompanying. Odd quotes in the article, though, especially when it says I've done "lots" of Shakespeare--true, but the quote marks around the word "lots" make it sound like I'm being sarcastic. I'd include a link, but I can't find it online, and I'm not retyping a page and a half of text.

Okay, the whole article.

( Bastards making me type the whole thing... )