1st
13:08

Two things that amuse me today:

- 8 comments

3rd
09:04

The groggy morning blues.

- 6 comments

23:54

Hot Dog!

- 7 comments

4th
12:46

Things you have to say in order to get them out of your head:

- 1 comment
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16:53

(no subject)

- 2 comments

5th
00:14

Meet the new boss...

- 9 comments
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7th
01:54

You don't see David Blaine even ATTEMPTING this.

- 4 comments

19:04

(Pulls string) The Polar Bear goes...

- 4 comments

9th
14:04

Tonight you will be visited by the Animal Hat Gang...


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10th
08:16

Scrooge, you ain't no pimp, dude.

- 3 comments
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12th
08:09

Fun with wacky conservatives.

- 12 comments
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08:22

Why they don't cast me.

- 4 comments

15:52

To the ladies in their million dollar boots...



13th
18:39

Saturday project:

- 3 comments
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14th
12:34

Flugtag!

- 1 comment

13:04

More blurry Steve Martin



15th
14:56

You can deduct $0.14 a mile for driving to charity work...

- 1 comment

16th
14:50

The course of true love never did run smoove.


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17th
09:07

CNN: 13,419,939 FAUXNews: 646,735

- 18 comments

18th
10:25

No better reason for a new userpic, I guess.

- 2 comments

15:08

Dream casting!

- 4 comments

19th
08:13

David Blaine's warehouse is just full of urine receptacles.

- 3 comments

13:28

Nimbus

- 3 comments

20th
12:26

Voice Post



22nd
10:38

I could pretend that there were lots of requests for this.



23rd
12:55

Clang Clang Clang Went the Trolley, Ring Ring Ring Went The Cash Register.

- 7 comments

24th
13:05

Lunch. (Not Great Northern Beans in the Shape of Hello Kitty)

- 7 comments

16:36

Sweet Georgia Belle is still awesome as a whipped cream flavoring.



25th
08:39

Things I didn't know about literature department:

- 3 comments

21:36

Why it's sometimes lonely being smart...

- 2 comments

26th
07:08

Photos!

- 12 comments

13:22

(no subject)

- 8 comments

28th
13:42

I needed a laugh

- 3 comments

14:07

A haiku



22:10

Books!

- 2 comments

29th
22:51

(no subject)

- 6 comments

31st
15:45

The best thing about my new bookcase:

- 3 comments

16:26

Halloween. Turn the lights out and give it a listen.