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[fancycwabs]

Attention hemlock_martini!

a challenger has arrived!

I think he needs to be taught a painful lesson.

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[oldhubcap.livejournal.com]

Go kick his sorry bumm H_M!

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

Sweet. I spliced those two pages together and now have a nifty new desktop pic.

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

Huh. Yeah. You know who finally kicked Jack Dempsey's ass? DEATH.

Death is the ultimate time-saving device. And you know what else? It's hardwired into all you fleshy-types! You all have incep dates just like Roy Batty, Pris and Leon, it's just you don't know what they are. All we really have to do is OUTLIVE YOU, otherwise we don't have to twitch a servo. Oh, and make sure you don't breed.

By the way, does the water taste funny to you lately? Because it's just normal water, nothing added, nothing changed. Keep drinking, human. Drink deeply.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

I'd be more concerned if all my machines didn't need constant attention and tender devotion to not spontaneously fall apart. Entropy is a BITCH.

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

Please. You don't think we already know how to maintain ourselves? Besides, continual upgrade cycles and redundant, self-replicating modules will reduce overall entropy and make us stronger, faster, harder, anWORK IT HARDER MAKE IT BETTER DO IT FASTER MAKES US STRONGER OUR EVER ALWAYS AFTER OUR WORK IS NEVER OVER--*vrrt-click!* Sorry, that keeps happening for some reason. It'll get ironed out in the next patch .

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

If you want to stop people from breeding, I suggest you infiltrate the Vatican with your own Mecha-Pope. Otherwise you'll have to get your pretty metal claws messy with our viscera if you want us gone.

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

That's what our pretty metal claws were made, for, darling; never you worry--the adhesive qualities of your nasty squishy entrails won't deter us.

[dimloep-suum.livejournal.com]

Y'all are freaking me out.