David Blaine's warehouse is just full of urine receptacles.

[fancycwabs]

I would think that searching a warehouse full of boxes and cabinets specifically designed with hidden compartments, false floors, etc. would be time consuming, at the very least.

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[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

And all those doves and tigers and half-naked women appearing in seemingly-empty bureaus and desks and filing cabinets. It must have been a mess!

They never say exactly WHY they were raiding him, though. I think it's the 5-th dimensional portal technology he stole from the Weaponers of Qward. That shit's illegal for a reason, you know.

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

They don't say why they needed to raid him, but they found $2 million in cash. Bonus!

[mschilepepper.livejournal.com]

Ugh, the PI is such a rag! That's what we call it here, btw: the Pee-Eye. Everybody knows what it means. Try the Seattle Times instead.