This entry has entirely too much wang.

Because we had rehearsal for A Christmas Carol on Wednesday night, we had to get up bright and early Thanksgiving morning to drive down to Mobile for the traditional holiday feasting and napping. Still, Wednesday night before rehearsal I had opportunity to check out the liquor store beside Costco, which had some unusual liquor bottles:

I'm not sure if they were going for "I Dream of Jeanie" or "Giant Wang," but they seem to have hit the combination just right.

Thanksgiving, with all the driving, was fairly uneventful. But today we hit the Mobile Flea Market to see what sort of crap might be good for various stockings, and discovered, much to our delight and dismay, that they had a special section of the market devoted to onanists:


Back to Memphis tomorrow!