If it's like Stephen King, there will be unexplained flying zombies and a giant spider.

For those of you who have been following along (has anybody been following along?) The Dead Girl, Part 3 is up on the Chatterbox site. How fast can Father Hugh drink? Will he keep yelling at the bartender? I don't know, I haven't listened yet. But we can all talk about it in the comments!

Curiosity: Piqued.

An email I received last night, edited to protect various identities:

Dear Cast,

During the performance this morning, $DIRECTOR noticed a few actors drastically altering their characters in unpleasant ways. At his request, I am sending this e-mail so that this does NOT happen again. Those of you who are guilty, know who you are. While you may think it is funny, it is simply unacceptable. Please fix this problem immediately. If you have any questions please let me know.

$STAGEMANAGER

Since we have day casts and night casts for A Christmas Carol, and the night cast (which includes yours truly) hasn't had a performance in several days--I'm assuming this is relating to the day cast. I'm curious as to what might have happened: Sudden change to Jamaican accents? More onstage drunkenness than usual? The mysterious reappearance of the magical fart machine? The mind boggles!