Audition report

Got to auditions at 12:30, was eighth person to sign up. At 2:30, was finally called into audition room, introduced myself, told the director he'd worked with Mrs. Cwabs on Jerry Springer: The Opera, and sang my song ("I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today") 2.5 times (there was a false start by the pianist)--the second time through he told me to sing it proudly.

Two minutes after I walked into the audition room, I walked out with a callback. Other folks had spent 15-20 minutes in there. Maybe I was impressive--or maybe they told him to hurry it up. Going back tomorrow, anyway.