We all need more bullet points.

• A local theatre group is doing what they're calling the world stage premiere (lies!) of Disney's High School Musical 2. Having endured the first one, I read the plot synopsis, and have determined that it would be many many times better and more appealing if Sharpay were a gay man in drag. Or even not in drag.


• I've been using Twitter more, as have lots of other folks recently. I'd stick a list of my greatest hits here, but Twitter is down.


• Nothing in its marketing has made me want to see Kung Fu Panda AT ALL, and yet the reviews say it's great. They just don't say if it's Shrek great or Incredibles great, and there's a vast chasm between those two descriptors. If anyone sees it, comment with a level of greatness.


• Tonight the little cwab wants to go see Freak Engine, the improv troupe that does stuff with mousetraps that you normally only see in cartoons (I'm sure there's a video on their site, but it's blocked at work). I can't think of a point in my life where that would have ever appealed to me as humor, but apparently folks in Memphis eat it up.


• I intend to write a sketch about a nasal spray that gives you superpowers for thirty seconds.