Why I hate the internet.

The Memphis police director has filed a lawsuit trying to discover the identity of an anonymous blogger openly critical of the police department's procedures and politics, and the story has been slowly spreading to other media.

This morning, I saw it picked up on Slashdot.

The police director's name is Larry Godwin.

There's something magical about 1000 nerds all simultaneously making the same joke. And by "magical," I mean "colon-evacuatingly annoying."