Scattered, Smothered, and Wedded.

If you don't live in the South, you might not have ever experienced a Waffle House--it's nothing particularly special, but it IS distinctive (Distinctive enough that there's a Homestar Runner main page devoted to it). I guess it was inevitable that there would one day be a Waffle House Wedding, where every awful Southern stereotype comes unironically to fruition.

ETA: I was going to try to link to the Waffle House Jukebox classic "Special Lady at The Waffle House," but I haven't found an mp3 of the original. F.Y.P. apparently has done a punk cover of it, however.

Churchfight!

I don't know if Westboro Baptist Church knows exactly who they're dealing with here. Tom Cruise and John Travolta aren't gonna take this lying down.