Twilight

So last night I went to see Twilight because the person I went with was a fan of the books. The little cwab is similarly a fan of the books, but that's hardly a point in the movie's favor. Is it bad? Is it, in fact, so bad that it's good?
( Here be spoilers, probably! )

In short, Twilight is the best movie about hygiene and the importance of bathing you're likely to see this year.