If I keep using the word disjointure, perhaps it will become a real word, like Pinnochio.

• All the remaining Christmas cards are addressed, signed, and packed up and should be mailed today. A little extra something in there boosts the weight to just over the one-stamp limit, so I've got to go to the post office and buy a handful of $0.17 stamps and one special delivery to Prague. Got an awesome card from redtheblue summing up the true spirit of Christmas, as well.


• I opened an old Hotmail spamcatcher account to discover instead of the 10 messages it normally gets over two weeks (mostly additional followers for a Twitter sockmonkey), it had nearly 300 pieces of delicious spam. I need to send out some invoices for my spam-reading service.


• Taken as a unit value tomorrow, I shall have Schrödinger's marriage, but if you look in the box before 9am (central) I'll still be married, and presumably sometime shortly afterwards (depending on the courts) I won't. In all likelihood I will be feeling exceptionally sorry for myself aftward, and will be in want of some cheering up, for those inclined to send emails and/or text messages and/or phone calls and/or various other forms of communication. Updates, as they occur, will probably be posted here, and naturally I'll do a wrap-up wherever you're reading this now.

Oh noes!

After about forever, Memphis finally got Google Street View. Now those of you with my mailing address can totally see where I live.