What can you say about a man who buys 1000 lbs of cat litter?

[fancycwabs]

Clearly he loves cats.

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[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

Or he spilled an entire tanker truck full of oil.

Which, in this day and age, can get a man beaten firmly about the neck and shoulders.

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

Or he works in a lab and wants it on hand for chemical spills.

[mybadhairlife.livejournal.com]

He's that rare and mysterious breed, a krazy kat MAN. He has a house full of 200 cats and easily goes through 1000 pounds of cat litter a month, but his house still smells like cat pee.

Not really an answer to your question, but it made me think of this:

[k-sui.livejournal.com]

Some moron brought a cougar to a party and it went berserk.

[luckimunki.livejournal.com]

He works for a cat shelter?

Re: Not really an answer to your question, but it made me think of this:

[luckimunki.livejournal.com]

I think if a cougar goes berserk, cleaning its poop is the least you have to worry about.