Honky Hoedown?

[fancycwabs]

So David Duke has chosen Memphis for his next White Supremacy convention, and I'm looking for casually reverse-racist epithets to call it. So far I've got Whiteyfest, Cracker Carnival, Peckerwood Picnic, Skinhead Shindig, and the titular Honky Hoedown.

Any of you clever folks have potential names for it? November is a long way away to be constantly making fun of it with only five names.