Okay, okay...I needed to post something anyway.

[fancycwabs]

take a picture of yourself right now.
don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair...just take a picture.
post that picture with NO editing.
post these instructions with your picture

Comments

[luckimunki.livejournal.com]

H_M showed us his hand. What's your excuse? I've seen photos of you before!

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

I've seen photos of you before!

That IS my excuse. There is no shortage of images of me on the internet--but you haven't seen my uvula or dental work until today.

[loree-borealis.livejournal.com]

GOOD LORD ITS'A SWALLER ME WHOLE!

Nice fillings, dude, though I prefer gold.

[roman-mclaze.livejournal.com]

Swallow Whole (Ex): A Cwab's gullet can hold 2 Large creatures, 4 Medium-size creatures, 8 Small creatures, 16 Tiny creatures, 32 Diminutive creatures, or 64 Fine creatures. A swallowed creature can try to cut its way free with any light slashing or piercing weapon (60 points of damage, stomach wall has an AC of 30), or it can just try to escape the grapple.

[magicninja.livejournal.com]

No damage from being inside?

[roman-mclaze.livejournal.com]

Let's call it 2d6+4 points of crushing damage plus 2d6+4 points of acid damage per round. Slightly less than the base creature, but the AC/hp is higher.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Given my current stress level, you might want to raise the acid damage somewhat.

replyan, geekan, rollplayan.

[magicninja.livejournal.com]

Sounds good. But as I see cwab beat me to reply, should this "creature" have some kind of enrage ability?

The other question is, what edition are we talking here? 2nd, 3rd, or 3.5?

Re: replyan, geekan, rollplayan.

[roman-mclaze.livejournal.com]

3.5. I have the 4.0 books, but I haven't had a chance to play yet.

Re: replyan, geekan, rollplayan.

[magicninja.livejournal.com]

3.5 is good. I read the 4.0 phb, and I dont like it. It seems too "confining" for me.

Someone should make a brunchma splatbook. *sagely nod*