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The baby seagull around

derspatchel's workplace might not be fed to hungry sea lions, which freed him up to attend SF/32 at the Somerville Theatre. The Department of Agriculture does not give out food stamps to people with huge wads of cash in the bank.

crankyliberal solicited nominations for a new job poll. Someone from

boxofrocks' high school wanted to be the hottest MILF ever.

meedja was overloaded at work.

crankyliberal and

acsumama got a "World Map" shower curtain.

derspatchel noted that he would be disappointed if SOAP didn't include the triumphant return of Robert Guilliame.

nobeautyqueene was intimidated by a belt sander. The man sitting in front of

snowy_owlet pooted approximately 100 times during the course of a two-hour flight (Extra Credit: Assuming that poots are non-compressible and an average volume of 100 mL gas per poot, how many spherical balloons 15 cm in diameter could the man have filled? If the temperature inside the plane was 24 degrees centigrade, and the temperature outside the plane was 35 degrees centigrade, what would the diameter of the poot-filled balloons be after he took them off the plane? All other values are constant)

crankyliberal got lost in the desert.

thurdl01 watched The Snow Creature.

darkrow's lappy will be shipping late.

cabbagemedley's brother and his girlfriend did way better in their A levels than she did. I'm imagining wizarding school tests right now.

babs_the_nymph and others headed to Vegas for

ursulevil's big wedding.

esme454 went to the Disney Strip Club, Funicello's (that's an old joke, even for the likes of me. Comment if you actually get it).

mystical_chickn noted that Bruce Willis starred in many numerical movies.

piemancer thought the topiary was a camel.

bigbrownhound sold a painting.

uncle_karl watched the tractor pulls on the local PBS affiliate.

miriyami ordered some mattresses from Ethan Allen.

uncle_karl had oodles of conspiracy theories about 9/11.

samethreechords took Mahmoud Ahmadenijad off his friendslist.

derspatchel felt guilty about leaving books unread. But only a little guilty.

crankyliberal and

acsumama were filling their apartment with apartment-appropriate crap.

derspatchel saw Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.

michoverde isn't watching much TV lately--also, she needs a pensieve.

skatiemom went to Irish Fest, and it's not even St. Patrick's Day.

derspatchel's baby seagull will be ~~fed to starving walruses at the zoo~~ taken to the New England Wildlife Center. Everyone seems to be having weird dreams,

sarcasma included.

nevah_entitar WAS AT COLLEGE WOO.

cabbagemedley was nearly out of work.

phonemonkey wrote a poem that rhymed "akido" and "Speedos."

michoverde was working on her time-management.

samethreechords' hair mysteriously vanished, for certain definitions of "mysteriously." He now looks like a lesbian, according to his brother.

esme454 pointed out that Bush is a deliberate distorter of the truth. Inspired by

piemancer,

fanghopper took some pictures of feldspar snakes (no, not on a plane--that was last week's theme).

hemlock_martini had Cecco's "Miss America" stuck in his head for a week.

oldhubcap was tired of slogging, but he and

fanghopper still went to the Wild Center.

slakko noted that Terry Tao, office linebacker, won a Fields Medal.

tenlegspider went to a bar with tapas--NOT the Wild Center.

strangebiller finished modding his motorcycle.

nobeautyqueene was digging on Idlewild. <

snowy_owlet remembered that the rest of us exist, briefly.

tenlegspider danced to "9 to 5," just like Dolly Parton used to.

earljr's college is the Number 1 Public Comprehensive College In The West, which has several qualifiers.

derspatchel had some bank card issues.

spritelord took time out of his busy schedule to remark that he'd accomplished nothing.

fanghopper and

oldhubcap hiked up something that could maybe be called a mountain.

cheezdanish witnessed the nuptuals.

granuaile's moved up from Cinnamaroll to Panaderia (who, in keeping with tradition, should have been named something beefy).

babs_the_nymph is freakin' tired of ALWAYS having to repeat her account number.

loree_borealis is hiking nearly as much as

fanghopper, but with more intent.

meedja made everyone aware of a certain forum/user discrepancy.

earljr reported that Survivor had broken up.

skatiemom can still watch Project Runway, which is not about airport construction, apparently.

granuaile's boyfriend is broken.

violentvixen is internet free for a while, so feel free to talk about her.

acsumama (and by extension

crankyliberal) have a new car.

babs_the_nymph forgot an email attachment, again.

esme454 made it to Florida.

nobeautyqueene had a day where she became acutely aware of the mental status of her cohorts.

genarti read a piece in Forbes that set the sexual revolution back about sixty years.

emberleo got the secret sketchbook of Brian Froud.

boxofrocks is back at Purdue.

phonemonkey emphatized with the birds.

tenlegspider got some ironically cool loot from Focus on the Family, but not as cool as

derspatchel's Maltese Falcon.

piemancer swam very close to the Great Salt Lake. Odin sat on

emberleo's head, causing some amount of pain. I can only assume that Odin is a either a great dane or a metaphor. The LEO Speedwagon needs new brakes.

garoux posed an ethical dilemma regarding toilets.

earljr noted that the Government will do spying for you, as well as on you.

derspatchel,

oldhubcap,

hemlock_martini,

mystical_chickn,and

fanghopper mourned the passing of Pluto from planetary existence. There is HAY FOR SAIL somewhere in Maine.

skatiemom's books had not arrived.

bigbrownhound posted a picture of a cwab, which I subsequently stole for an icon (is it stealing if it's hanging on you living room wall? I should also make an icon of the Cwab Jehovah's Witness that she painted for me many many years ago.) If

fanghopper doesn't send someone his SeaDoo, there's gonna be trouble. Look! Dogs!

acsumama is no longer Pennsylvanian. A tree in the bush is worth a snigger, at least, according to

piemancer. Abbie weighs 20 lbs.

laurenhat decided to do a post just like this one, except for three weeks worth of herself.

crankyliberal posted some great ideas for picking up women.

roup42's car is being donated to charity, with the assistance of

babs_the_nymph.

darkrow DID get his lappy.

derspatchel is probably right--I think it's a photoshop, too.

alphadavenport needs to stop with the puns and make with the Daventars.

snowy_owlet will have to read this entire post twice just to keep up.

granuiale is gonna volunteer down at the anti-cruelty society.