Sloanus Urinalia!
Oct. 4th, 2006 09:17 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fancycwabsNothing conveys the feeling of being able to perform actual magic quite like the innovations of the automated restroom. Look! I summon water, wind, paper towels, and soap with my hands! Toilets flush themselves as I pass!
Actually, the automated soap dispensers are a little disgusting, and should be heated to 98.6 degrees to make them fully disgusting. Still the ability to summon paper towels by pointing is a great trick, and you can improve the experience by using Rowlingesque magic words ("Aqueos!" "Accio Paper Towel!" "AccioJizz Spurt of Soap!") while being hygenic.
Er, assuming you're alone. Probably not a good idea to perform magic in crowded airport and/or ballpark restrooms.
Actually, the automated soap dispensers are a little disgusting, and should be heated to 98.6 degrees to make them fully disgusting. Still the ability to summon paper towels by pointing is a great trick, and you can improve the experience by using Rowlingesque magic words ("Aqueos!" "Accio Paper Towel!" "Accio
Er, assuming you're alone. Probably not a good idea to perform magic in crowded airport and/or ballpark restrooms.
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Date: 2006-10-04 08:15 pm (UTC)