Because I haven't done this in forever,

[fancycwabs]

bunnysmggot his invalid ID while he was on vacation. fionnabhair_ii was pissed off at everything. The Food Network provided temptation to derspatchel. mystical_chickn gloated about not being spoilered for HPVII, but doesn know about Pettigrew's total man-crush on Lupin. cabbagemedley noted that samethreechords drinks the gay drinks.

esme454 was enroute to Boston. fanghopper found a chair made of LSD. batyatoon got stuck in Pittsburgah. loree_borealis had bitchin' bachelorette party.

esme454 was in the land of the Tome Raper, thanks to the magic of auto transcription. bunnysmg jumped in the water. resk noticed that KWTF were perfectly acceptable call letters, and made me wish I'd reserved "WTF" east of the Mississippi back in the day. derspatchel memorialized Tom Snyder. michoverde, like all attractive folks, is constantly faced by touchy-feely people. bigbrownhound finished HPVII and now knows about the All-Malfoy Singalong. snowy_owlet bought a Li'l Rascal. acsumama mentioned his love for pointy birds hats. clawdia confessed that she'd spend $100 on chicklets. dolphin_solo yelled at the caterer. tenlegspider got free porn. mystical_chickn Simpsonized herself. loree_borealis watched "Abeelah and the Key." johnnycanuck blew a perfectly good setup. mystical_chickn watched the Democratic debate again to see if the goatse rumors were true. crankyliberal confessed her love for the Patriot Act. hatgrlstargazer mourned the lawn robots.

resk finished HPVII and now knows about the Fawkes and Hedwig Double Deuce. phonemonkey warned us with a mafiaesque picture of a defeathered duck. resk took wagers on the next dead auteur director. tenlegspider made stuffed peppers. grendelyn had some really hard glands. piemancer went on a bakery quest, and noticed that one of her eggs was fertile.

oldhubcap saw a deer an an ungodly hour. resk mourned Scarlett Johansson's disinterest in playing Jenna Jameson. sarcasma baked peach-blueberry muffins. derspatchel shopped for rental equipment. phonemonkey clarified the status of her personal Tory. snowy_owlet was drinking lots of herb tea. mybadhairlife introduced the rare-but beautiful ghost chile, which would go well with acsumama's dread cilantro. mystical_chickn was totally crushing on Colbert. bigbrownhound won a painting contest. batyatoon finished HPVII and now knows about Hermione's changing her name to Hermionenene. hemlock_martini sent wishes for dryness and life to his squishy flesh homies in Minnesota. redtheblue succumbed to the sweet sweet temptation of syndicated comics. cheezdanish had her tongue pinched by a drinking straw.

ursulevil made it home again. resk pointed out the mysterious case of the signfucker. granuaile swore her allegiance to Grayskull. derspatchel had him some pho. BEARZ GOT TREETZ. loree_borealis got a Twitter account. piemancer continued her unending crusade against the Blue Angels. genarti complained about the stifling heat.

skatiemom confirmed the existence of the exotic and beautiful deep-fried S'more. hemlock_martini cited further disturbing trends in CAT TOWN. snowy_owlet wore a collapsible sombrero to the movies.

Comments

[meedja.livejournal.com]

Likewise, anything that's locked of mine is fair game for the weekly roundup (unless the title has the word filter in it). If I post from work it's automatically f-locked in case I feel the need to bitch about colleagues, but more often than not it's just random stuff.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

While I appreciate the permission, keeping locked posts out of the queue helps whittle down the 200-odd posts that turn up over the course of a week to something managable. And even then, it takes a good hour to squish it all down.

If I could figure out a way to do the whole thing in fifteen minutes, it might be less than a year between updates.