It must be some kind of record.

[fancycwabs]

derspatchel's developed a fondness for Martin Sexton, who is different from Marvin Sexton my high school classmate. piemancerwas looking for a poem from Twin Peaks cheezdanish mourned the loss of innocence on LiveJournal. hedjie's drinking less Pepsi. michoverde linked to the printable certificate for breaking chain letters. piemancer posted a drink recipe. samethreechords loves loves loves Tom Tancredo. fionnabhair_ii was happy. They're hiring commission-based positions at The Futon Store in Memphis. mystical_chickn went to a brick and mortar record store and left disappointed. samethreechords endorsed Dennis Gravel for president. acsumama posted a recipe for soggy tortilla bake.

meedja's head was filled with snot¹. skatiemom's kid got doused with corn dog oil. derspatchel's love for Martin Sexton translated into a love for two medical domedaries. cabbagemedley paid for two B&J's. fanghopper photographed garlic. redtheblue lost 70 lbs on the Red Sea diet. mystical_chickn has mistaken opinions on what goes best with blackberry pie. fanghopper took a hike, and pictures. derspatchel commented on the geometric propeties of cats.

oldhubcap and strangebillersaw bats. Omen? Portent? cabbagemedley stomped and flounced and flaunted. laurenhat's looking to borrow a yurt for burning man. snowy_owlet's consuming all her tea before it goes bad. amega001 drove to Dallas and didn't wave hi. fionnabhair_ii loves her bra.

oldhubcap noticed that stick deodorant evaporates. derspatchel's looking for a word to finish the following lyric:

Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so *blank*

*CUE MATCH GAME MUSIC*

resk lamented the cast of Watchmen, as if the reason it's going to suck is the casting. johnnycanuck wanted a siesta. derspatchel thinks soda IS cool, thank you very much. snowy_owlet was allergic to Texas. loree_borealis got a bridal shower. ursulevil got bacon. laurenhat made it back to Boston. cabbagemedley tongue-kissed a clothing store. clawdia was a backdrop for tiny monkeys. hatgrlstargazer praised the return of the lawn robots. resk took a vacation to Fire Island the Bruce Peninsula.

bigbrownhound has to visit Wal-Mart. derspatchel showed the best excerpt from Gauntlet ever. loree_borealis cannot pick up pee, unless she has a shop vac. meedja's eggs were full of yolks¹. grendelyn didn't know how to cite a case study. oldhubcap saw Saggitarius. Omen? Portent? tenlegspider can have a cervical smear after all. derspatchel will definitely be staying at the Holiday Inn the next time he goes to west Texas. mybadhairlife almost saw this girl get killed. dolphinsolo's still planning a wedding.

johnnycanuck wants to lay in a sunbeam. littlegirltoast thinks Antony is the new Brian Ferry. I don't know who Antony is. michoverde saw a cat¹. mystical_chickn really needs to buy music online. michoverde rocked down to Reforma Avenue. ursulevil went sailing¹. nobeautyqueene had high speed internets again. clickie made Roman shades for the living room. tenlegspider cleaned the bathroom.

¹do-dah, do-dah.

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[crankyliberal.livejournal.com]

Aww, no more hilarious Harry Potter spoilers like last time? I'll just have to settle for do-dahing my way through LJ this week.