Talking like an actual Chinese Pirate, thanks to Google Translate!

[fancycwabs]

Can you spot the message not from an actual pirate discussion?

a. 當我們進入港口，我真的可以去一些熱點和酸味湯。

b. 你有一些橘子？我覺得幾個我的隊員有壞血病。

c. 我希望下次我們船搜查了一些疾病海丸。

d. 我将采取这些huggies和现金无论你在抽屉里。

Comments

[mystical-chickn.livejournal.com]

I see a bunch of question marks and the word "huggies" in option D.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

It would probably behoove you to install a Chinese character set, like MS Mincho or the like.