Someone cleverer than I could probably write a program to do this.

[fancycwabs]

acsumama discovered Flight of the Conchords. fanghopper posted photos of Wyoming or Idaho Frostbite Falls, judging from the presence of both moose and squirrel. mybadhairlife's kitty, Capone, was sick, and could probably still use mojo. mystical_chickn got a haircut, but her post wasn't nearly as entertaining as derspatchel's haircut post a while back. loreeborealis posted a recipe that doesn't involve a crock pot. genarti got a NetFlix subscription, but never commented on my "Fishing With John" suggestion. roman_mclaze got sorta invited to a party--and made his last post to ever make the summary. meedja came back from Tenby, which according to Wikipedia is called "Dinbych-y-Pysgod" in Welsh. hatgrlstargazer found cat-glances disconcerting.

piemancer was concerned about looking like a lush while meeting inlaws. fanghopper got stranded at the airport. skatiemom's cat acted like a catyack lawn sprinkler. tansu made a sport related post, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what sport it was. Maybe Angstball. meedja got a new PC. resk highlighted Michael Mukasey's record. cheezdanish relished the thought of OJ Simpson's return to prison. garoux posted an exhaustive list of Madden 2008 Songs That Are Awesome. tansu wished that a Brazilian band could be named the Cascading Style Sheets. samethreechords either lamented or rejoiced Smirnoff's new alcoholic water. mystical_chickn went to a concert. hatgrlstargazer bought a thermometer. crankyliberal didn't make her visits, but had a good excuse. ursulevil hit the convenience stores in Taiwan.

cabbagemedley "acquired" a red and orange stripey sweater. esme454 loved YouTube (sorta) and samethreechords loved the internet (sorta). garoux posted an exhaustive list of Songs You Should Play Loudly In Your Car. redtheblue lamented the poor baseball players who must continue in the Sisyphian task of not making the playoffs. He also wondered what 0° fahrenheit felt like (answer: about like you'd expect). cheezdanish had gigantic mojitos. lumberbaron's printer wouldn't stop telling all about its day. ursulevil had Stinky Tofu, which I believe was a disease on The Angry Beavers.

cabbagemedley got the job. fionnabhair_ii was in love. crankyliberal denounced the hospital billing system. littlegirltoast made it to Edmonton. mystical_chickn celebrated a hypothetical rock. hedjie doesn't type every idiotic thing that drifts through his head, for which we're all very appreciative. bigbrownhound took down her exhibit. lumberbaron posted something about Japanese baseball that went way over my head. ursulevil messed up her order in the duck shop and got the bland duck instead of the spicy duck, which would have been delicious. hemlock_martini found a wii.

redtheblue sang the praises of whoever's singing a counting song on iPod commercials this month. cabbagemedley bought shoes. bunnysmg said "Mein Gott." oldhubcap commented on the youth, firmness, and tendency to heave of the Tetons. alphadavenport hadn't posted in months, and everyone should poke him. phonemonkey had everyone doing a little happy wank. fanghopper chastised Mattel for apologizing to China. cabbagemedley wanted advice for the weekend.

mystical_chickn made brownies. atothek got fishes. laurenhat had a nightmare. piemancer watched the hunger, and had LJ lag. cabbagemedley discovered her board username anagrams out to "wet'n'smothered whale." derspatchel made a rollercoaster.

Comments

[bigbrownhound.livejournal.com]

Happy Saturday morning!

Awww....

[lumberbaron.livejournal.com]

And no one has a cheeseburger.

(Mostly certain tansu was talking about football/soccer, as in the English Premier League.)