wait, what?
Dec. 20th, 2007 02:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fancycwabsAn invitation to sign up for a new service just arrived in my inbox:
It doesn't state whether people in the program get to bring delicious beverages, pointy things, or shoes onto planes. Also, do you get a full refund if it takes more than four minutes to get through security? Shouldn't my attempts to circumvent security by using a special service put me on some sort of watchlist? Does my $100 annual fee pay for special concierge screeners?
Oh, and also why the hell would I sign up for a service that wouldn't be necessary if TSA screeners could do their job right in the first place?
It doesn't state whether people in the program get to bring delicious beverages, pointy things, or shoes onto planes. Also, do you get a full refund if it takes more than four minutes to get through security? Shouldn't my attempts to circumvent security by using a special service put me on some sort of watchlist? Does my $100 annual fee pay for special concierge screeners?
Oh, and also why the hell would I sign up for a service that wouldn't be necessary if TSA screeners could do their job right in the first place?
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Date: 2007-12-20 09:18 pm (UTC)