As predicted.

[fancycwabs]

Today I laid in a puddle of cat urine scrubbing pee off of baseboards while Mrs. Cwabs went to a Christmas party that I wasn't invited to. Merry Christmas everybody.

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[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

Pointy Elbows of Death to Rude Uninviters.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Ah, dont blame the uninviters--Mrs. Cwabs told them that I would be out of town and that she would be all alone on Christmas to secure her own invitation.