1. I wish everyone would stop feeding the Fred Phelps troll. 2. I wish Fred Phelps would go and protest at President Suharto's funeral with a sign saying "FAG SUHARTO BURNS IN HELL" because the Indonesian police tend to get a collective Sense of Humour Failure about such things, and the Indonesian constitution doesn't have any pansy-ass First Amendment anyway. 3. I wish I could have a tapir. But I'll settle for a pony.
I'm developing a series of vignettes called "Variations on Fred Phelps First Homosexual Experience," which probably won't do anything to help your #1 wish.
To be honest, I'm not talking about you, and I'm not really talking about bloggers in general. I'm mostly talking about actual newspapers and TV and other mainstream media. The guy's a publicity whore, and if he couldn't get on TV anymore, he'd stop doing it.
Fernanda's Three Wishes.
Date: 2008-01-28 07:12 pm (UTC)2. I wish Fred Phelps would go and protest at President Suharto's funeral with a sign saying "FAG SUHARTO BURNS IN HELL" because the Indonesian police tend to get a collective Sense of Humour Failure about such things, and the Indonesian constitution doesn't have any pansy-ass First Amendment anyway.
3. I wish I could have a tapir. But I'll settle for a pony.
Re: Fernanda's Three Wishes.
Date: 2008-01-28 07:21 pm (UTC)Re: Fernanda's Three Wishes.
Date: 2008-01-28 07:23 pm (UTC)