The Claw is our master! It decides who will go and who will stay!

[fancycwabs]

At the buffalo wing place in Jacksonville, one can attempt to pick a giant lobster out of a tank with a claw for a mere $2. Except there were only two lobsters in the tank, and one of them was GIANT, so your odds were pretty bad. Additionally, the machine was broken.

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[earljr.livejournal.com]

Dick's Last Resort in San Diego also has one of these machines. Dick's also has a waitress that told me I was bing a douche for ordering before the ladies in my party, a bartendress who stole my drink, and a cook who throws deepfried mushrooms at random tables.

[magicninja.livejournal.com]

There used to be a Dicks in cleveland, but Im pretty sure it closed, and thats Sad.