Hail Destructo!

[fancycwabs]

Within the past year my 13-year-old son has:

- Completely destroyed a set of window blinds
- Broken his bed into kindling
- Ripped his bedroom door from its frame
- Punctured a 1 ft diameter hole in his ceiling.

I think it may be some kind of record.

Comments

[roup42.livejournal.com]

YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM! NOBODY HAS EVER FELT LIKE HE FEELS!

[skatiemom.livejournal.com]

This is why we have a strict No Extreme Sports In the House rule.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

I think this is more catastrophe spawned of boredom. It'll probably stop once he discovers masturbation.

[roup42.livejournal.com]

How can a 13-year old boy not have discovered masturbation?

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Maybe he has. It's not as if I come knocking on his door in my tweed coat and pipe after a hard day's work and ask "Hey sport! Figured out that whole wanking thing yet?"

But I'd think he'd spend less time abusing his room and more time abusing himself if he had.

[mschilepepper.livejournal.com]

I recommend duct tape.

Oh, not repairing things. For taping him to a pillar so he can't break things. *nod*

[acsumama.livejournal.com]

My first thought was that you were recommending duct tape for helping him masturbate. "Whoa, Ms Chile has some weird fetishes ..."

[mschilepepper.livejournal.com]

O.o

You sick, strange man.

I think I love you.

[sergeirichard.livejournal.com]

Rabs, I didn't even know you had a child. Kudos for keeping it separate.

As a former 13 year old boy, I can identity with the excess energy and frustration. I hope he can find his right outlet for it.