I stand accused:

[fancycwabs]

Tonight at rehearsals we took some head shots and group shots for publicity, and finally got around to the business of working with our new Versati, who should turn out to be just fine. But before we could get to that, there was some unpleasant business to deal with.

It seems that sometime during the previous 24 hour period, someone had left a present in the ladies' room, neglected to flush, locked the stall door, and crawled out under the partition, so that the cleaning folks (I'm not sure they even have cleaning folks) had to crawl under the partition to unlock the door to clean the toilet. And we were all suspects.

We looked at one another, then decided it must be some of the homeschool kids who take classes there during the day.

Edit: But not before some uncomfortable discussion about the volume of poop that a five-year-old could generate in a single session.

Comments

[meedja.livejournal.com]

They probably didn't lock & crawl, and the cleaner shouldn't have needed to crawl & unlock. The indicator on the outside of most cubicle doors will also allow it to be unlocked in emergencies - or locked by badly behaved people wanting to have a laugh at someone else's expense. http://www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl?sid=2813 has more information than you ever wanted to know on the subject.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

The stalls at the theater were custom-built, and I think they have normal, locking doorknobs--assuming the womens room matches the mens.

Obligatory

[resk.livejournal.com]