My first bandwagon?

musical meme
Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.

How many songs? 670 (I keep most of 'em on the iPod to keep my hard drive relatively empty. It might be fun to play again with the whole list of 4000 or so.

Sort by artist
First artist: Adam Gussow & Sterling Magee
Last artist: Willard Burton

Sort by song title:
First Song: 'Round Midnight by the Sun Ra Sextet (free on Amazon, I think!)
Last Song: Ziggy Stardust
Sort by time:
Shortest Song: hs_buttdance, at 0:03. "Buttdance again--like the whythm's down youw pants now!"
Longest Song: Not counting books on tape, Coverville, or the alternative soundtrack to Harry Potter, Hobo Names (53:49) by Coulton and Hodgman.

First Album: 1972 by Josh Rouse--I think it was a free iTunes download...
Last Album: Word of Mouf, by Ludacris--the one week I spent in the South of France, "Area Codes" was in constant rotation with "Soak Up the Sun" by Sheryl Crow. So Area Codes always reminds me of St. Tropez.

First song that comes up on Shuffle: Golem by One Ring Zero & Myla Goldberg

How many songs come up when you search for "sex?" 3 (Hey, Sextet!)
How many songs come up when you search for "death?" 0
How many songs come up when you search for "love?" 31, inluding 4 Stevie Wonder and 4 Elvis
How many songs come up when you search for "you?" 58
How many songs come up when you search for "why?" 2
How many songs come up when you search for "God?" 2 (both U2 songs)
How many songs come up when you search for "crazy?" 2

In response to requests from the Department of Justice,

Please remember to Google "Alberto Gonzales Fucking a Goat" each and every day. The link goes to a "page cannot be found" page, but that will probably change. Heck--it'll probably turn up this livejournal eventually! Yours, too, if you pass it on.