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Mar. 9th, 2006 08:45 amTonight begins the last weekend of Measure for Measure's run. On opening weekend the box office informed us that tonight's performance was sold out to "a group."
This weekend is also the Southern Republican Leadership Conference here in town; hereafter referred to as the Legion of Doom. Could this be the "group" referred to by the box office? Could Karl Rove be sitting in the audience? Kathryn Harris? Bill Frist?
If one (or all) is, what should I do? My sister suggested mooning. And I have a line or two where I could work them in as patrons of the whorehouse, but neither of those are really that creative.
Any suggestions?
(Note: If any of you are planning on suggesting that I take a spectacular whiz on Karl Rove, with hoped of going down in history as "The Man Who Peed On Karl Rove," I have two words for you. Jeff Guckert.
This weekend is also the Southern Republican Leadership Conference here in town; hereafter referred to as the Legion of Doom. Could this be the "group" referred to by the box office? Could Karl Rove be sitting in the audience? Kathryn Harris? Bill Frist?
If one (or all) is, what should I do? My sister suggested mooning. And I have a line or two where I could work them in as patrons of the whorehouse, but neither of those are really that creative.
Any suggestions?
(Note: If any of you are planning on suggesting that I take a spectacular whiz on Karl Rove, with hoped of going down in history as "The Man Who Peed On Karl Rove," I have two words for you. Jeff Guckert.