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...it means it's time for the weekly wrap up!
Before I get started. It's hot, according to everybody. Now--on with the show.
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granuaile is getting into trouble for naming her WoW characters after pastries. mystical_chickn's watch broke. Somebody stole alphadavenport's scooter, along with the $160 worth of bubble wrap he wears on his head while he rides. There will soon be a giant castle in nobeautyqueene's backyard. Some Sci/Fi think about "The Game" seems to suck. Ikea makes . piemancer was feeling poetic. The American Astronaut is better on subsequent viewings.
esme454's having intense pain in her leg. Persons unknown have moved oldhubcap's telephone. The Bullet Blender is the perfect blender for lightweights. It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum, according to asd109. M. Night Shylaman is the prettiest girl in all of Hogwarts. mybadhairlife's hair, true to form, "expanded like a puff-ball into a pineapple like mass of frizz." Allen made french toast for breakfast yesterday, for certain definitions of yesterday. earljr planned to buy flowers for his wife on account of all the shit she puts up with. If you put 6 ears of delightful fresh-picked sweet corn in your largish canvas Old Navy bag, and then go to the deli to buy lunch, do remember that in order to get to your wallet you will have to remove 6 ears of corn from your bag in front of everyone. mystical_chickn wants a tattoo that reads, "人々は私にこれが言うことを近づき、私に尋ねる." whereas one that simply reads "髭力" will be considerably less painful to get. Gruel is easy to digest. cabbagemedley has a crappy snot plague.
The line to see Al Gore compares in scope to the line to get Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.fanghopper is scared that she's gonna come home from Scotland to find hasenpfeffer. Fidel Castro passed power temorarily to Jeb Bush. box_of_rocks's boyfriend is doing creepy romantic things. hemlock_martini's new job has no cat. Hallam regrets not going to the Gerald this year, as she was attacked by Kali's blazing labia (Extra bonus assonance points to the editor). samethreechords has been misspelling "Guinness" for years. crankyliberal is going to the Big House. Pea Structures were constructed. daybreaker hit Jax Brewery and Pat O's in one night. snowy_owlet's story, "Heather and All Her Mommies," is highly recommended, but not for the faint of heart.
phonemonkey made a dessert named after a venereal disease, but much more delicious. emberleo had a dream that's a metaphor for hot weasel sex. The USDA wants to cage the delicious Hemingway cats. Butterflies are attracted to meedja's hair. michoverde's method of dealing with household pests involves photons. mystical_chickn has finally discovered Eddie Izzard. fanghopper is going to ferry 'cross the Mersey Orkney. Ben Gibbard and Colin Meloy were separated at birth. babs_the_nymph would feel like SUCH a loser if nobody called her. snowy_owlet is thinking of buying her children a Pousse Fromage. earljr is, as always, an enigma. nobeautyqueene was very grumpy, but the healing power of shoes cured her.
piemancer has so much going on she needs five filters to explain it all. "TBA" means in Austrailian what "RSVP" means in French, and "confirm or be disappointed" means in English. There exists a sculpture made entirely of balls. Iced coffees must be properly stirred. oldhubcap's almost bought some ugly-assed boots, but his chaps look STUNNING! Macs can use mice with scroll wheels. emberleo thinks she has an email phobia, when a phobia is really an unreasonable fear of email. earljr will be rockin' it old and overweight school. mschilepepper send michoverde a box of cool crap. An ass sandwich is made of ass and poo.
piemancer will soon be shakin' her ass to the Roman mass.
It's a good idea to sedate and otherwise placate cats before grooming.cabbagemedley is sorry that she hasn't spoken to you. Earthquakes rock. If you're planning on going to a party at Hot Doug's to pick up chicks, be warned--it's a total sausage-fest. There is a void within earljr that is just right for cupcakes. oldhubcap can now do his MacGyver impression correctly. tenlegspider maintains a boisterously enchanting web site, which attracts many African tourists. The Blue Angels make piemancer think of budgetary matters. "Wine geek" sounds more fun than "oenophile" (so long, Derek). mystical_chickn loves Pearls Before Swine, or God Bless You Mr. Rosewater. uncle_karl hasn't been everywhere yet, but he's sure working on it.
If anyone wants to buy some books,dimloep_suum's selling. michoverde's been watching too much Project Runway. piemancer is growing something that references "pot" like six times. emberleo signs everything, but not the same way piemancer does.
Stenny's coming home. SQUEEEE!
Before I get started. It's hot, according to everybody. Now--on with the show.
granuaile is getting into trouble for naming her WoW characters after pastries. mystical_chickn's watch broke. Somebody stole alphadavenport's scooter, along with the $160 worth of bubble wrap he wears on his head while he rides. There will soon be a giant castle in nobeautyqueene's backyard. Some Sci/Fi think about "The Game" seems to suck. Ikea makes . piemancer was feeling poetic. The American Astronaut is better on subsequent viewings.esme454's having intense pain in her leg. Persons unknown have moved oldhubcap's telephone. The Bullet Blender is the perfect blender for lightweights. It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum, according to asd109. M. Night Shylaman is the prettiest girl in all of Hogwarts. mybadhairlife's hair, true to form, "expanded like a puff-ball into a pineapple like mass of frizz." Allen made french toast for breakfast yesterday, for certain definitions of yesterday. earljr planned to buy flowers for his wife on account of all the shit she puts up with. If you put 6 ears of delightful fresh-picked sweet corn in your largish canvas Old Navy bag, and then go to the deli to buy lunch, do remember that in order to get to your wallet you will have to remove 6 ears of corn from your bag in front of everyone. mystical_chickn wants a tattoo that reads, "人々は私にこれが言うことを近づき、私に尋ねる." whereas one that simply reads "髭力" will be considerably less painful to get. Gruel is easy to digest. cabbagemedley has a crappy snot plague.The line to see Al Gore compares in scope to the line to get Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
fanghopper is scared that she's gonna come home from Scotland to find hasenpfeffer. Fidel Castro passed power temorarily to Jeb Bush. box_of_rocks's boyfriend is doing creepy romantic things. hemlock_martini's new job has no cat. Hallam regrets not going to the Gerald this year, as she was attacked by Kali's blazing labia (Extra bonus assonance points to the editor). samethreechords has been misspelling "Guinness" for years. crankyliberal is going to the Big House. Pea Structures were constructed. daybreaker hit Jax Brewery and Pat O's in one night. snowy_owlet's story, "Heather and All Her Mommies," is highly recommended, but not for the faint of heart.phonemonkey made a dessert named after a venereal disease, but much more delicious. emberleo had a dream that's a metaphor for hot weasel sex. The USDA wants to cage the delicious Hemingway cats. Butterflies are attracted to meedja's hair. michoverde's method of dealing with household pests involves photons. mystical_chickn has finally discovered Eddie Izzard. fanghopper is going to ferry 'cross the babs_the_nymph would feel like SUCH a loser if nobody called her. snowy_owlet is thinking of buying her children a Pousse Fromage. earljr is, as always, an enigma. nobeautyqueene was very grumpy, but the healing power of shoes cured her.piemancer has so much going on she needs five filters to explain it all. "TBA" means in Austrailian what "RSVP" means in French, and "confirm or be disappointed" means in English. There exists a sculpture made entirely of balls. Iced coffees must be properly stirred. oldhubcap's almost bought some ugly-assed boots, but his chaps look STUNNING! Macs can use mice with scroll wheels. emberleo thinks she has an email phobia, when a phobia is really an unreasonable fear of email. earljr will be rockin' it old and overweight school. mschilepepper send michoverde a box of cool crap. An ass sandwich is made of ass and poo. piemancer will soon be shakin' her ass to the Roman mass.It's a good idea to sedate and otherwise placate cats before grooming.
cabbagemedley is sorry that she hasn't spoken to you. Earthquakes rock. If you're planning on going to a party at Hot Doug's to pick up chicks, be warned--it's a total sausage-fest. There is a void within earljr that is just right for cupcakes. oldhubcap can now do his MacGyver impression correctly. tenlegspider maintains a boisterously enchanting web site, which attracts many African tourists. The Blue Angels make piemancer think of budgetary matters. "Wine geek" sounds more fun than "oenophile" (so long, Derek). mystical_chickn loves Pearls Before Swine, or God Bless You Mr. Rosewater. uncle_karl hasn't been everywhere yet, but he's sure working on it.If anyone wants to buy some books,
dimloep_suum's selling. michoverde's been watching too much Project Runway. piemancer is growing something that references "pot" like six times. emberleo signs everything, but not the same way piemancer does. Stenny's coming home. SQUEEEE!
