Pneumobronchialalaryngialisitosis. Even though the sound of it...

Mrs. Cwabs and the younger cwab are sick with something that restricts breathing and makes them grumpy; a plague that several members of our cabaret cast share. This is a natural extension of stress and spending lots of time in musty church basements, I'd surmise. Mrs. Cwabs claims that she'll not be singing in her cabaret tonight, which will cut about six songs from the set list unless somebody else steps up and sings 'em.