Someone in marketing needs to be canned.

This spam arrived from the phone company today:



Wow. A FREE ONLINE PERSONALITY QUIZ? From the company cooperating with the NSA to spy on my phone calls and internet traffic? How Generous! And it's attached to a user id? I wonder who'll see the results?

No, I didn't take the quiz. And I'm miffed that they make me sound like a paranoid tinfoil-hat type.

Edit: As soon as I get Photoshop re-installed on the home machine, we'll have a little fun.

How about the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...

Finally, technological telekinesis is available! Toy trains are cool and all, but the potential for awesomeness here is unrivalled. Mind controlled assault helicopters!