Situation update:

Separating finances, canceling joint credit cards, trying to make her aware of the situation.

I think, I think we've agreed to try to work on this instead of just calling it quits, but we're still separating our finances.

Thanks for all the advice, and all the positive thoughts, everyone. We've got a long way to go, in one direction or the other, but at least we're not ignoring the problem in hopes that it goes away.

A semi-open letter to my alarm company:

Dear Monitronics:

What the FUCK do you mean, I need to provide written notice and allow thirty days for you to cancel my monitoring agreement? We don't have a FUCKING CONTRACT! Cancel my goddamn account NOW!!

Yours,

Fancycwabs.

p.s. fuck.